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Scene: A university Freshers event- IN PUBLIC!
People:
Me, a 2nd year (with red wine stain on my boob)
Him, a 1st year, wouldn’t stop touching this red wine stain on my chest.

Me: “Hey, stop touching my boob, that’s not ok”
Him (continues to grope me) “Is that red wine?”
Me: “Seriously, no, stop it”
Him (still continuing to grope me): “I thought University was all about pushing boundaries”