Lizzy

Went to the toilet in a pub in Hungerford (John O’Gaunt) . On the back of the toilet door was a vintage style sign that said the following:

HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN:
Love her
Die for her
Take her to dinner
Miss the game for her
Buy her jewellery
Listen to what she had to say

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
Show up naked
Bring beer

The men’s toilet was decorated with Private Eye articles.