Sue

On leaving my house yesterday, with my husband, our male neighbour commented across the fence:’I’m a bit disappointed with the neighbours’, smiling. We looked at him with puzzlement.
He said:’Well, in this hot weather I expected to see you out in the garden in a bikini! Ha! Ha!’
My husband replied:’That’s never gonna happen.’
I looked at the neighbour with astonishment.
He said:’Well, at least I brought a smile to her face.’
I replied, politely, of course, ‘Well, something like that, Colin. Something like that!’
I shook my head and got in the car.
I’m 65 years old, FFS!