I’ve had to start writing a log at work, my manager is disgusting. Today I walked in with a scarf on my head, a la Carmen Miranda. Before saying “Good morning”, he looked at me, shook his head and said “You need to pick a different religion, that scarf is ridiculous”.

a) I’m not religious and this is not religious apparel.
b) Even if it was, what right do you have to comment on my religion negatively, bigot?
c) The day I take fashion advice from a man well into his 60s whose wife dresses him in unnecessary hi-vis is the day I give my life savings to support men’s rights activists.