When I was 23 I went out one night with my older cousin, and fell asleep on a couch in a club. Unsure why, I hadn’t felt particularly tired before. I woke up with someone’s tongue down my throat, and sat up very confused. The woman standing over me said something I could not make out, and walked away. Everyone around was looking at me seemingly amused. One woman said “getting lucky in your sleep?”. This is deemed to be amusing, because I am a man.
My housemate (he’s 24 years old, I’m 32) – “Women should never shave any part of their heads, it’s a big turn off for a man. So if you do it, just so you know – I’ll hate it!” I did it – I fucking love it! : ) MY HEAD, MY HAIR He also added, “Women should never have tattoos on their arms or any part of their body that are obvious.” I have a tattoo on my wrist, my shoulder and my pelvis. And just for you, Adam – I’ll soon get a whole sleeve of tattoos, on MY BODY