Retail

Me (twenty-something female in shapeless uniform): “Hi, did you find everything you were looking for? How are you today?”
Fifty or sixty-something male customer: “Pretty.” *long pause* “Good.” *pause* “I just paused so that you could catch my full meaning there.”
Me: *creeped out* “… Okay, sir. And was that everything you wanted to buy today? Will that be cash or eftpos?”

(Mentioned it to a coworker later on and she said she’s seen guys full-on groping the female staff. Sheesh. Is it too much to ask for a little respect?)