Roast queen

I went on trip to Alabama walked out of my hotel in sweatpants and a huge t-shirt only to have a guy turn to his friends and blatantly say: “damn she’s so sexy” I proceeded to make a big show out of walking in front of them and double taking at my outfit and then looking at them “I slept in this” (they already looked pretty startled that I approached them but I’m proud of myself for that sick comeback)