I was at a bar with my mates last week and a man with a muscle shirt who looked to be in the bar on his own (very suspicious) came over and gave us drinks. I whispered to my friends that I don’t trust this guy. I then continued to tell him no thanks to the drinks. He replied “I’m not going to rape you, don’t flatter yourself” while trying to bite my shoulder. We quickly moved on.
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I cannot make this shit up.
