I was at a large gathering celebrating my uncles success. I was just sitting at the table and this elderly man walked up to me and made that stereotypical joke about the holes in my pants. “Why would you buy a damaged pair of jeans”. This didn’t surprise me of course. But then he reached out his hand and touched my leg through the hole in my jeans above my knee. “Well with such beautiful legs you don’t need to hide them”. I was so perplexed that I didn’t know what to do so I just tried to laugh it off but I was feeling extremely gross.
