Karishma

I was in the copy room this morning filling water for myself, when one of the managers was trying to print out a few documents. The printer was slow and there was a print-lag. He was getting pissed at the printer, when suddenly he said – “This printer is a female!” I was there, and I exclaimed, “Excuse me?”
He burst out laughing saying, “I said that because you were here.”
(Like that was supposed to be funny) So NOT!

The other day at work, one of the managers was unwell and had been off work since a week. The other manager from the same department was chatting with me, when I asked him about the first manager, who was unwell, out of concern and humanity sake. This second one goes, “Ah, he’ll be alright. You women are always so sensitive, asking how is he now, etc. He’s a tough man, he’ll be fine.”
(Yes, us women, we care!)