I was at a gas station and while waiting for my tank to fill, I was cleaning my windshield. A car of teenaged boys pulls up across from me and the kid who got out says to me “I’ll give you $5 to see you wash my windshield!” I replied, “I’ll give you $5 to shove it up your ass.” He asked why I “had to be so mean” and that he was “trying to be funny.”
