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I was at a house party with my colleagues when one of the guys asked his (male) friend to ‘say that funny story again.’

Everyone was all ears and he began his little tale about how girls are like bubblegum: sweet and flavourful at first, then a little bland over the time and finally, tasteless.

‘After a while (when it doesn’t have any more taste left) we will spit it out. Some unlucky guy, who will step on it accidentally, will get stuck with ‘them’ (for the rest of their life), he said in much better words.

I was furious from the time when he finished his first sentence. By the time he finished the last sentence, I was neither patient nor willing to call out the obvious.

Much to my horror, both women and men in the group were amused by the story and found it humorous.

I went to the nearby washroom, pressed the flush, came back, and told this guy that whatever he just said was shit.

Later at the office, (after heated arguments and statements were exchanged), he told me this story was told by a PRIEST, during a SERMON, which was attended by WOMEN, MEN, and CHILDREN!!!

I had nothing more to tell him.